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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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Pampanga State Agricultural University, abbreviated as PSAU, is a state-owned agricultural university, located at the western slope, of the majestic Mt. Arayat, in Magalang, Pampanga, Central Luzon, the Philippines.
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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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