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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
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Cividade de Terroso was an ancient city of the Castro culture in North-western coast of the Iberian Peninsula, situated near the present bed of the Ave river, in the suburbs of present-day Póvoa de Varzim, Portugal.
"}{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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The Casserole Club is a 2011 American drama film, directed by Steve Balderson. The film won five awards at the 2011 New York Visionfest. In this film set against the backdrop of the 1969 moonwalk, a group of suburban housewives hold dinner parties to test out their new casseroles. As boozy flirtation begins to dominate the gatherings - and more than recipes start getting swapped - the story shifts from stylized humor to a drama about irresponsibility, selfishness and damaged people.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Sthenurus","displaytitle":"Sthenurus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q142888","titles":{"canonical":"Sthenurus","normalized":"Sthenurus","display":"Sthenurus"},"pageid":5759122,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Sthenurus2.jpg/330px-Sthenurus2.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Sthenurus2.jpg","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1261409848","tid":"7782686b-b361-11ef-a007-be976105a4af","timestamp":"2024-12-05T23:34:27Z","description":"Extinct genus of marsupials","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sthenurus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sthenurus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sthenurus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sthenurus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sthenurus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sthenurus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sthenurus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sthenurus"}},"extract":"Sthenurus is an extinct genus of kangaroos. With a length around 3 m (10 ft), some species were twice as large as modern extant species. Sthenurus was related to the better-known Procoptodon. The subfamily Sthenurinae is believed to have separated from its sister taxon, the Macropodinae, halfway through the Miocene, and then its population grew during the Pliocene.","extract_html":"
Sthenurus is an extinct genus of kangaroos. With a length around 3 m (10 ft), some species were twice as large as modern extant species. Sthenurus was related to the better-known Procoptodon. The subfamily Sthenurinae is believed to have separated from its sister taxon, the Macropodinae, halfway through the Miocene, and then its population grew during the Pliocene.
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